A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other  people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the  lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to get  me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'

'Good', she replied. 'Get your own F***ING blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The  End

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~Bess Streeter Aldrich

~Lynne’s motto

 

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

  - George Bernard Shaw

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

~Charles Swartz

Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.

~Shakti Gawain

We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop trying to conform to our own or to other peoples' models, learn to be ourselves, and allow our natural channel to open.

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did,

but backwards and in high heels.

~Faith Whittlese

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy;

they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

                                                     ~Marcel Proust

Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued

is always just beyond your grasp,

but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

~Nathaniel Hawthorne

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and in between we garden."

For John

I choose you in this

or any other language.

The frontiers we explore,

skin to skin

tracing

the known

against the unknown,

launching belligerent searches for truth,

sweated glasses of gin in hand.

My smallest safety

entrusted to my greatest risk.

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She was always trying to be what her husband wished,

and never able to repose on his delight in what she was.

~George Eliot

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Sometimes we need to remind Service to take a vacation. She sees so much that needs to be done, and she forgets that she also needs to rest. In my opinion, Service would be a marvelous job counselor — if you can imagine the Employment Development Department hiring someone like her. She never asks you to do what you cannot do, but only what you most truly can do.

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is longing to go back to.    ~Ashleigh  Brilliant

It may be the cock that crows,

but it is the hen that lays the eggs

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"Senility Prayer" God grant me...

The senility to forget the people I never liked.

The good fortune to run into the ones that I do.

And the eyesight to tell the difference." 

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We were incompatible in a lot of ways. Like for example, I was a night person, and he didn't like me.

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